the acolouthic hedgehog

Stony has a conversation with Romney.

Tony Stark: So, you lost the election, Mittens. Feeling good about yourself?
Mitt Romney: I congratulate Barack Obama on his re-election. This is a great day for America.
Tony Stark: Cut the shit, Rommels, you lost. It's okay to be mad, you know. It's not like you're running for election or anything... Oh wait, you failed miserably!
Mitt Romney: *bursts into tears*
Steve Rogers: Now, Tony. That's no way to treat a fellow American. Come here, Mister Romney *pulls Romney in for an affectionate hug*
Tony Stark: Yeah, Mitt. Embrace the gay! *Joins in the hug*

darkly-stark:

#he’s like TONY HOW COULD YOU LOSE YOUR TUXEDO#I FOLDED IT AND LEFT IT AT THE FOOT OF YOUR BED #HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT #AND WHY WOULD YOU THINK THE IRON MAN SUIT IS AN ACCEPTABLE REPLACEMENT #WE ARE GETTING MARRIED TONY #WE ARE NOT FIGHTING LOKI

chujo-hime:

PARTY by Mayer on pixiv

rogers-and-stark:

Superfamily by 廿三_魇_吃萝卜要蘸糖

the-listening:

“Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.”

-Requested by ofsoapsuds

theappleppielifestyle:

In which Peter is pissed at his dads for mentally scarring him.

theappleppielifestyle:

“But I was just-“

“People were throwing money, Tony!”

In which Tony sees an opportunity, and he seizes it.

thorplay:

This video is perfection omfg

The One With The Ballroom Dancing

kari-writes:

Loki likes to think he’s, more or less, the master of all things mischief. He knows nearly three dozen ways to cheat at any card game, prides himself on his silver tongue, has perfected the art of thinking fast when it comes to needing a witty retort, and doesn’t need a joke shop to supply him with prank ideas. Thus, he thinks, it should be painfully simple to solve the annoying problem that is Steve and Tony’s seemingly unrequited feelings.

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