In which Peter is pissed at his dads for mentally scarring him.
“But I was just-“
“People were throwing money, Tony!”
In which Tony sees an opportunity, and he seizes it.
This video is perfection omfg
Loki likes to think he’s, more or less, the master of all things mischief. He knows nearly three dozen ways to cheat at any card game, prides himself on his silver tongue, has perfected the art of thinking fast when it comes to needing a witty retort, and doesn’t need a joke shop to supply him with prank ideas. Thus, he thinks, it should be painfully simple to solve the annoying problem that is Steve and Tony’s seemingly unrequited feelings.